I have been reading forever that terrorist, ‘smell like a goat’, jihadist head chopping a__ssholes are promised a place in paradise. Included in the package is the promise of 72 virgins (such a deal for the virgins).
I don’t know if it’s true. Might be urban legend. But for the sake of fun, let’s assume it’s true.
A few points to ponder, Osama wannabee.
1. Maybe there is a reason they are virgins. What if they all look like Rosie O’Donnell? Are you still happy? You created a lifetime of misery and tragedy for THAT?
Makes you happy they have burkkas.
2. Rock stars nail 72 virgins in a week. So don’t get hot over yourself.
3. Speaking of which, what happens after you abuse number 72? You have the rest of eternity choosing celibacy or -gasp- defiling a used woman. (Can picture goat boy scratching his flea infested head on that one.)
I really hope the 72 virgin thing is true. Otherwise, what would I write about?