Ted Cruz says most violent criminals are Democrats

Presidential candidate Ted ‘ the Unibomber ‘ Cruz, recently stated that most violent criminals are Democrats.

You know what?  He’s right!

 

Recently, a  buddy of mine invited me to go out for an evening of rape, robbery, and other transgender activities.

I agreed, but first….

 

I had to stop by city hall and register as a Democrat.

 

Not Republican, mind you.  A Republican would never do the above mentioned things…except maybe for cross dressing.

 

Watching Republican candidates in action is like watching the classic cult movie Clerks, where everyone tries to ‘out idiot’ everyone else on a daily basis.

Here’s Ted…

Ted

 

 

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