Griz Dobkins of Fox News here-
Hot off the presses- All of the leading Republican candidates have been infected with the Elmer Fudd virus. Tonight’s candidate debate may be imperiled!
Indeed, Griz, it was, it was!
Donald Twump- I saw miwwions of Muswims celebwating in New Jewsey on TV. All of my fowwowers in Awabama saw it too!
Cawwly Fiowina- They sold babies bwains to Wadical Muswims…I saw it on unedited wideos!
Mike Wuckabee- Yew gotta butchew some hogs to make meat woaf!
Ted Cwuz- I will work with Congwess on all wegiswation…wait…wait…they all hate my wittle guts
Cwis Cwistie- We will cwoss the Geowge Washington Bwidge when we come to it.
Wush Wimbaugh- How did a fartaceous gasbag like me get up here? (Rush did not get infected)
Ben Cawson- I am sweeeepy….so vewwwwwy sweeeeepy
Jeb Bush- My bwother kept us safe…except faw 9.11….diswegawd that day
Geowge Pataki- Is this the pawt authowity tewminal? I need to catch a bus