Leo DiCaprio has Bar Rafaele, I have Mrs. Greenberg

Leo Di Caprio has Bar Raffaele.

Have u seen Bar Raffaele?
Bar is an Israeli supermodel.
I do not have Bar Raffaele.
I have Mrs. Greenberg.
She is the Israeli tourist who i accidentally punched in the face twenty years ago.
Take a peek at her semitic glow.
Methinks Leo has gotten to, at least, first base with Bar.
I, on the other hand, SCORED with Mrs. Greenberg’s jawbone.
Now, all men love Bar…wish to spend a snow socked in winter cabin evening with her.
But I am telling you….Bar will NEVER let you stick curly fries up her nostrils.
Mrs. Greenberg?  Well, there was that curly fry paris springtime orgy thon…oh, she such a wench!

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