cheesecloth- a cloth you can wax your car with, then use with ham in a sandwich
tomfoolery- a description of how my brother Tom has lived his life.
flying buttresses- large, Victorian age laundry women, hovering over a metropolitan area of a polluted European city
guacamole- the whack a mole game, as played in Tijuana
chapo- sore lips caused by using Mexican cartel produced drugs
dictator- a nasty SOB ruler of a country who is a real _____.
serpentine- a liquid solvent sold in Home Depot, made from the waste of serpents.
plasma- a drunken utterance of a man begging his mother for a cigarette.
tabernacle- the crap that I used to find in my uncle’s tackle box before he headed off to Canadian trout lakes, for a month.