The Bird Sanctuary Takeover Assholes

Yep…this time they did it…the men who represent those among us who despise the government, and wish to commit holy jihad against it, stormed and took over……a fucking bird sanctuary.


I don’t know about you, but I demand that our federal authorities storm the fuckers, kill them all, and return the world to its proper place.

One problem, though.

Remember when the Indians took over Alcatraz….which pissed me off because I thought it was the coolest tourist destination…do you remember what the government did about it?


So we should hear the following megaphone rants coming from Ammon Bundy (why is it always Bundy?)

Today…”We ain’t comin’ out, you gotta get us!”

Tomorrow…”Did ya hear me! WE  AIN’T   COMIN’  OUT!”

Thursday….”We double dutch dare ya to cross the line we have drawn..prepare to die, gubmint!”

Friday..”Uh, you guys, by any chance, got any cheeseburgers?”

Believe me, the government will never create a David Koresh situation, where actual children’s lives were at danger….no one is going in.

Zero chance.

Therefore, Ammon and his knuckle dragger buddies are gonna be waiting a LONGGGGGG time.

And will quietly leave with their stockpile of guns, and drive off in their pickup trucks.

You know what the best part is?  The fellow about to be imprisoned who they are rallying for?  He wants nothing to do with them.

Stay tuned.

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