The terrifying, psycho Viagra girl

Men, trust me on this…while I have not slept with every woman in the world, I actually have, in a six degrees of separation kind of way.

So, I do know my way about the Panda patch.

For the past seventy kajillion months, Viagra has been running TV ads, featuring comely babes, always wearing a football jersey and nothing else, purring about how she CAN’T FUCKING WAIT to service her sixtyish blow up doll of a man.

Now, why a woman would wear the football jersey of a smelly three hundred pound NFL lineman….just have to wait for another day, another time, on that.

The women have been quite attractive, usually brunette, with fabulous milky white thighs and perky breasts..it is at this time that I take a time out to release my inner pressure valve.

OK, back.

So, I see a number of Viagra hotties on their commercials this season.  All impressive…all making me want to talk to doctors about my limp worm condition.

Let’s move ahead to this week…before we talk about the ‘new babe’, she is prancing about an incredibly decked out fucking tree house…a house that is much bigger and much nicer than my REAL HOUSE.   What man would ever want to fuck in anything but?

But now the babe….certain women in this world, who might appear very attractive, actually have very alarming eyes.

Viagra gal got that.

If you were to spend a night of rompin’, stompin’ sex with this young lady, know this….. when you wake up at 7am, she will be staring at you…and she will have a box cutter on the night table.

And you can’t be one hundred percent sure where she plans to use the box cutter.

Men, we have all known these women.

If you meet this woman at a club, a fitness center, or a Talmudic scholar meeting, and you see her eyes…run in a western direction for as long as you can.

To the brainiacs that make the Viagra commercials…time to pick a new babe…the current babe is giving me the serious yips.

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