Visited my psychiatrist yesterday, a lovely, tiny Asian woman, and I asked about a medication that I am using off label to improve my sleep patterns.
Specifically, I asked if there were any side effect issues if I bumped up to the next level of this medication.
The Dr. turns her head away and mumbles, “that dosage often causes uncontrollable erections.”
And she continued to look away.
I paused….paused some more, but finally could not hold it in any longer….”Then Doctor, it is truly a tragedy that I live alone.”
She covered her mouth and giggled.
By the way, she was right.