The Donald is my shepherd…2 Corinthians

The Donald is my shepherd; I shall not pussy grab.
He maketh me to lie down with Stormy Daniels: he leadeth me beside the polluted waters.
He defecate on my soul: he leadeth me to the all you can eat cheeseburger buffet.
Yea!!!, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of terminal stupidity, I will fear no Pelosi: for thou art with Pocahontas; thy rod is firm, and my hands are largeth..
Thou preparest an impeachment before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with orange makeup; my hate tweets runneth over.
Surely Moscow Mitch and Vladimir Putin shall lead me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the White House forever.

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