I have lots of Alexa…and it’s only me in my house, and a dopey dog.
If Alexa is listening, this is what he/she/it hears…
“Do you want to go for a walkie? YOU DO!! Such a good girl!” (as tail wags wildly)
“Time for a snacky wacky? No more mint chocolate chip ice cweam for you!” (as tail wags wildly)
“Your liddle brudder is coming today from New Yawk City..iz u excited!”
” Daddy gots da cowona viwus..so my liddle Honey girl has to cook dinner tonight!”
Can you imagine being a Alexa listener at Amazon headquarters?
How do they keep these people from jumping off a bridge?
Or, as Honey says, “Jumping off a bwidge”
It could be worse…3 am Alexa girl has to listen to my intimate conversations with my blow up doll…
cuddly but dangerous 